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June 21, 2017, 08:18:03 AM
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Wife got a text earlier from her cousin who is on holiday in Bali asking if I know of a footballer called Tom Davies. She's met him on holiday and been hanging around with him for the last few days.
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June 21, 2017, 09:22:14 AM
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cantoffee


Get in there Tom you stud.

June 21, 2017, 10:53:36 AM
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blue1948


Your wife's cousin isn't a granny is she ?


June 21, 2017, 11:36:09 AM
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Glory


Funnily enough he was visiting Perth (Australia) about 2-3 weeks ago and I happened to walk past him and his girlfriend taking photos of the city.

June 21, 2017, 01:11:25 PM
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Oh he has a gf? That has devastated me now. Thought I there could be a chance of a big family wedding
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June 21, 2017, 01:53:26 PM
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Your wife's cousin isn't a granny is she ?

No, EvA Mendes lookalike
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June 21, 2017, 01:53:32 PM
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Wife got a text earlier from her cousin who is on holiday in Bali asking if I know of a footballer called Tom Davies. She's met him on holiday and been hanging around with him for the last few days.
Fucker, my Ma has just got back from Bali, her fella would have had him in pics with her and everything just to send to me, middle finger up the lot hahaha tell her to get pics and throw them up on here.
It's the roll I way

June 21, 2017, 01:53:55 PM
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Fucker, my Ma has just got back from Bali, her fella would have had him in pics with her and everything just to send to me, middle finger up the lot hahaha tell her to get pics and throw them up on here.

I'll do my best
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June 21, 2017, 01:57:40 PM
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Fuck pictures - pump him for Barkley information

June 21, 2017, 03:26:41 PM
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Lincs Toffee


Fuck that , get him to send pics of his Mrs to post on here !
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June 21, 2017, 03:29:09 PM
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blue1948


No, EvA Mendes lookalike

Rooney was in my mind!

June 21, 2017, 04:57:32 PM
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No, EvA Mendes lookalike
Rooney was in my mind!

Someone rogering Eva Mendes had you thinking of Rooney?
Or did you mean to quote this bit instead:
 
Your wife's cousin isn't a granny is she ?
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Everton forever.

June 21, 2017, 07:00:28 PM
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Someone rogering Eva Mendes had you thinking of Rooney?
Or did you mean to quote this bit instead:
 
Where is the rogering bit ?

June 24, 2017, 03:22:51 AM
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Where is the rogering bit ?

It's located between the top of the legs, about halfway.
Everton forever.

June 24, 2017, 03:33:00 AM
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sirblue57


It's located between the top of the legs, about halfway.

 lolol lolol
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