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January 15, 2010, 02:53:18 PM
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Derek


Some inventive folks in here.
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January 15, 2010, 02:54:11 PM
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cad


Stand them with their heads touching, shoot Gerrard and with any luck the bullet would carry on.  If not you've got one of them

Yep.

Within your rules, or not, it's fairly well accepted that if you stand one man immediately behind the other, one bullet should do the job...but then I suppose we have to consider calibre...

Such a pleasant conundrum  :)
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January 15, 2010, 04:50:29 PM
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Gumpinio


I've got nothing againts Torres tbh, I'd shoot Gerrard in the face then, pretending I had more bullets in the gun, threaten Torres and have him phone Carragher, luring him into an ambush, then I'd batter Carragher and impale him on the poll (Vlad the impaler style).
"There are no desperate situations, only desperate people."
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty"
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, and third, it is accepted as self-evident."


January 15, 2010, 06:54:24 PM
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fast lane


Some people are really showing their immaturity here.
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January 15, 2010, 07:10:31 PM
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GLewis

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Agreed.

January 15, 2010, 07:22:07 PM
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Gumpinio


Must be lonely up there on your pedestals looking down on the plebs and peons
"There are no desperate situations, only desperate people."
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty"
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, and third, it is accepted as self-evident."


January 15, 2010, 07:45:32 PM
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GLewis

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Not really.

The thread could have just been about who you hate most, not who you'd kill.

It doesn't add a great deal to the site, does it?

January 15, 2010, 08:14:35 PM
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Bily No Pace


I'd love to smack caragher in the face, but I would never be able to go to the trafford centre without the fear of being beaten up by his mates!
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January 15, 2010, 08:25:43 PM
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Endless, Nameless


If people think we're being immature then they themselves need to grow up. This is clearly in jest...
Oh well, at least Baines is still ace.

January 15, 2010, 09:22:42 PM
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Purple Aki


Would rather kill Carragher, hate the cunt so much

January 15, 2010, 09:24:02 PM
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cad


Can't really see why anyone would object to this, or any, thread. It's all just a bit of fun. Remember what that is?

I save the serious stuff  for my working life.

The best criticism - if you find it offensive - is not to respond.
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January 16, 2010, 12:29:57 AM
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Pienaar's 6th dreadlock from the right


 nod  It probably would go through because in Gerrard's head there's nothing to stop the bullet. Same with Torres put Rafa Sammy Lee Babel Carragher Reina all the rest the bullet will go through all of them  - I guarantee it.

January 16, 2010, 12:50:29 AM
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.Rimbo.


I don't mind Torres at all, really, so Gerrard.

January 16, 2010, 01:28:46 AM
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Endless, Nameless


Fernando Torres - To be honest, I have to say thank-you to the Evertonian people as well because they also come and ask me things and talk to me in a really good way. When I was in Madrid, the Real Madrid fans didnt like me. But here the Everton fans are really friendly with me. I was surprised at first

I wouldn't have shot him anyway. I'd rather see him leave for Man U  :D
Oh well, at least Baines is still ace.

January 16, 2010, 01:40:39 AM
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Mayor Farnum


If I was stuck in a room with those two I would fuckin' shoot myself!