The thread could have just been about who you hate most, not who you'd kill.
It doesn't add a great deal to the site, does it?
Fuck me, you'd be a bag of laughs in a game of "Shag Marry Kill".
"Can't we just call it Cuddle, Kiss, Handshake?"
And for the record, I'd kill Gerrard but I hate him less. Torres is more of a gobshite as he constantly fawns over the Kopites and their "history" but he'd be on the next plane out of there if they didn't get 4th. Gerrard will always be a red and I kind of respect that. Even though he flirted with blue as a kid.