Everton V Lyon

[Lazarou]

Nothing better than Goodison on nights like these.

[Lazarou]

Sigurdsson taking this fucker over, too.  He has SPACE TO OPERATE.

No DM's it's the future.

[Lazarou]

Great goal, back to fucked.

[Lazarou]

I agree with the can't-blame-Martina take. This is the best he can do. He clearly shouldn't be playing in the Premier League.

It's Koeman's fault for (1) signing him to a THREE FUCKING YEAR OH MY GOD WHY contract, and (2) playing him despite the fact that he's a dumpster fire of a player.

Did not realise it was a three year deal, thanks for making the evening that much worse.

What the fuck were they all thinking.

[Lazarou]

"You shitter, you shithouse, you're shite!" 😂

He nailed it

[Lazarou]

Cuco & Sandro reminiscent of Baines & Pienaar in their pomp. 

[Lazarou]

We can't stay on our fucking feet. Even the kitman needs binning.