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January 13, 2018, 04:49:06 PM
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Shogun

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Walcott will give us more than Lookman like (at the moment), he needs a season playing every week somewhere.

I know it's a bit of a basic way of thinking but I just don't see the point in signing players that aren't good enough for the top six in order to try and get there ourselves.
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January 15, 2018, 12:01:57 AM
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Don't really know why they're playing him when it's obvious he's off.
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January 15, 2018, 02:14:52 AM
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Bolasie was our best player before he got injured last season. Haven't seen enough to judge him properly yet.
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January 17, 2018, 09:32:37 AM
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Says more about me than him but I don’t really know what kinds of goals he scores. Has anyone got a boss highlight video to whet the old appetite?

Positives :

Fast
Knows the prem
Can score
Can assist
Can be direct
Generally better than what we have in general
Tactically flexibility - RW/LW/ST
Has scored in big, clutch moments
Big club experience
European experience
4-4-2 RW’ers who score are extremely rare and generally expensive
Potential fun return of the ex narrative moment when walcott scores the winner against the arse and wenger explodes.

Negatives
Expensive wages
Age (not too bad but you know)
Injury record
Looks a bit like Lewis Hamilton
Reminds me a bit of Lewis Hamilton
I don’t like Lewis Hamilton
Doubt we can sell him on unless we get a mad China offer 🇨🇳
Potentially horrible flop
Looks like his arse has gone
Feel like he’s probably a bit of a boring slug


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