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January 20, 2018, 12:37:58 AM
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Jimmywhack

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I didn't realise if you win the shots on target league, you pick up the premier league trophy


Some of our fan base are as bad as Martinez and his obsession with possession stats


Some real nasty appropriate lack of respect s on display again today , horrible to read
A real stain on the people's club reputation and the good work Everton in the community carry out
If you don't buy a ticket you won't win the lottery

Let me dumb that down for you and your alter ego

If you don't have shots on target you can't score goals


Simply simply lovely


January 20, 2018, 12:40:56 AM
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Ross


I didnít realise if you win the shots on target league, you pick up the premier league trophy


Some of our fan base are as bad as Martinez and his obsession with possession stats


Some real nasty appropriate lack of respect s on display again today , horrible to read
A real stain on the peopleís club reputation and the good work Everton in the community carry out


D- must try harder
There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

January 20, 2018, 12:43:14 AM
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therealdunc


If you don't buy a ticket you won't win the lottery

Let me dumb that down for you and your alter ego

If you don't have shots on target you can't score goals

Letís dumb it down even further

If your opponent has more shots on target than you,
You generally lose

Now repeat that back to me, I want to make sure you understand
Blue


January 20, 2018, 12:45:32 AM
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Jimmywhack

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Let's dumb it down even further

If your opponent has more shots on target than you,
You generally lose

Now repeat that back to me, I want to make sure you understand
You might lose, well done. But at least you've shown intent

Now let's dumb this down to the absolute lowest

If you don't shoot, you can't score, you don't score, you won't win, you don't win you are pretty much certain to get relegated

You understand, right?


Simply simply lovely

January 20, 2018, 01:21:53 AM
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therealdunc


What I donít understand is this, I have never seen an open bus top tour for winning the shots on target league?

Do we get one?
Blue

January 20, 2018, 01:26:12 AM
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Redartin


You might lose, well done. But at least you've shown intent

Now let's dumb this down to the absolute lowest

If you don't shoot, you can't score, you don't score, you won't win, you don't win you are pretty much certain to get relegated

You understand, right?

Sorry but if you dumb it to the absolute lowest you'd start singing,

"...and you'll never walk alone...."


January 20, 2018, 01:35:22 AM
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gizzblue


I didn't realise if you win the shots on target league, you pick up the premier league trophy


Some of our fan base are as bad as Martinez and his obsession with possession stats


Some real nasty appropriate lack of respect s on display again today , horrible to read
A real stain on the people's club reputation and the good work Everton in the community carry out
If you read my opening first post  in this thread ... a sense of humour is required .

Maybe this thread is not for you .👍.

January 20, 2018, 01:42:00 AM
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Mick 1995

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahaha.

The trolling was going so well, but it was just pushed too far.
You can tell, because nobody picked up the "thinking we need to shoot to win games means you're insulting EitC"


January 20, 2018, 01:43:07 AM
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april


Can I have 3rd March please?
Toffeegirls Rule.

January 20, 2018, 01:53:46 AM
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Jimmywhack

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

The trolling was going so well, but it was just pushed too far.
You can tell, because nobody picked up the "thinking we need to shoot to win games means you're insulting EitC"
Missed that, gutted


Simply simply lovely

January 20, 2018, 02:18:20 AM
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Bob Sacamano

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One on target would lift my spirits tbh.

January 20, 2018, 02:19:10 AM
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Paddockoldie


I didnít realise if you win the shots on target league, you pick up the premier league trophy


Some of our fan base are as bad as Martinez and his obsession with possession stats


Some real nasty appropriate lack of respect s on display again today , horrible to read
A real stain on the peopleís club reputation and the good work Everton in the community carry out



It's the lack of humour that kills you lad.

January 20, 2018, 02:37:17 AM
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wepull


You might lose, well done. But at least you've shown intent

Now let's dumb this down to the absolute lowest

If you don't shoot, you can't score, you don't score, you won't win, you don't win you are pretty much certain to get relegated

You understand, right?
What if they score an own goal?

January 20, 2018, 02:42:27 AM
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Jimmywhack

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What if they score an own goal?
Allardyce buys a pint of wine with a shot of gravy


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January 20, 2018, 02:47:58 AM
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Duncs_a_legend

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I think 4 shots on target for us

I hope 7+
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