Deadline Day

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Dharmesh Sheth is Sky's version of the water boy.

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Do we have any idea where Baines is fitness-wise?

Even if he doesn't get into the final third like he used to, his passing would be pretty useful right now. Everything we do down the left dies with Cuco at the moment.

Take this with a pinch of salt but had a look at one fo those football injury sites and it says he has a calf strain with no return date.

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Sky really are sad - they now have a video of Jim White eating a sandwich - what next, him sitting on the bog tweeting?

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They’ve also got one of him with Moshiri but they can’t show it till after the watershed.

Was thinking they will probably have a clip of him on the phone and then another one straight after of Moshiri on the phone at the game tonight and spin it that they are talking during the game.

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Have some of the sky sports reporters been on the booze this evening - the guy outside West Ham's stadium sounded well sloshed?

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Fucking state of this

Caption it

"I've seen a lovely couple of time shares on my trips abroad when I should have been looking for players - you interested"?