Back in my day we had one coach and we shined our own boots and everyone was fucking shit and out of shape and smoked 30 bifters a day.
Get with the times fella, head dietician isnít even outlandish you caveman.
I've got the hovis music in my head now. I bet we employ arse wipers next, can't have our players straining themselves whilst wiping after a tricky shit now can we.
Mate you moan more than the women in the porn i watch.
Me moan? Never, well sometimes maybe, not that often, twice a day maximum.
What porn is this? Asking for a friend.