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July 09, 2018, 04:17:08 PM
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Macca77


Back in my day we had one coach and we shined our own boots and everyone was fucking shit and out of shape and smoked 30 bifters a day.

Get with the times fella, head dietician isnít even outlandish you caveman.

I've got the hovis music in my head now. I bet we employ arse wipers next, can't have our players straining themselves whilst wiping after a tricky shit now can we.

Mate you moan more than the women in the porn i watch.

Me moan? Never, well sometimes maybe, not that often, twice a day maximum.

What porn is this? Asking for a friend.


July 09, 2018, 04:26:38 PM
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Lxxx


I remember at the time Donachie walked out as he wasn't being allowed to do his job properly and was being over-ruled by the 'qualified physiotherapist' Martinez. Allegedly. About the time every player couldn't sprint without pulling a hammy. 

July 11, 2018, 03:58:09 AM
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How many staff do we actually need, who's next, the head of diets?
Billy Wright (one for the teenagers)


July 11, 2018, 04:31:57 AM
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Jacko4468


Wasnít he the guy that was a member of this site?

July 11, 2018, 04:36:18 AM
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July 11, 2018, 04:41:43 AM
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Jacko4468


The fella who worked for Everton who was a fairly regular poster. Left when
Martinez came In cos Martinez thought he knew best


July 11, 2018, 04:49:41 AM
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The fella who worked for Everton who was a fairly regular poster. Left when
Martinez came In cos Martinez thought he knew best

Shorty?
Dignity does not consist in possessing honours, but in deserving them

July 11, 2018, 06:19:48 AM
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I knew that someday I was going to die, and I knew that before I died, two things would happen to me. That number one; I would regret my entire life, and number two; that I would want to live my life over again.

July 11, 2018, 07:31:15 AM
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Jamokachi


Maaaaate was this a joke

I meant shorty hahaha

July 11, 2018, 08:15:20 AM
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How many staff do we actually need, who's next, the head of diets?
Man City have a chef who brings the players pre-made meals every day.

Fine margins at the highest level.

July 11, 2018, 01:43:11 PM
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I have to return some videotapes.

Vamos lŠ Everton!

July 11, 2018, 01:49:18 PM
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Man City have a chef who brings the players pre-made meals every day.

Fine margins at the highest level.

Iíve mentioned this before but friend of a friend was hired as Efc dietician after roberto left. The lads were eating buns with a slice of Kraft cheese on for lunch under that loveable madman. a little barm with a slice of cheese on like a little fucking kid.
I knew that someday I was going to die, and I knew that before I died, two things would happen to me. That number one; I would regret my entire life, and number two; that I would want to live my life over again.

July 11, 2018, 02:42:26 PM
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Iíve mentioned this before but friend of a friend was hired as Efc dietician after roberto left. The lads were eating buns with a slice of Kraft cheese on for lunch under that loveable madman. a little barm with a slice of cheese on like a little fucking kid.

That's what I'm having for my dinner in work today, mine are Dairylea slices though, posh me.

July 11, 2018, 05:20:08 PM
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Lxxx


I’ve mentioned this before but friend of a friend was hired as Efc dietician after roberto left. The lads were eating buns with a slice of Kraft cheese on for lunch under that loveable madman. a little barm with a slice of cheese on like a little fucking kid.

I did read an article that Lukaku had started juicing fruits and vegetables every day since Roberto left, maybe under the influence of the new dietician. I would have thought that would be pretty standard for a professional athlete, to get as much nutrition into the body as easily as possible.