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October 22, 2018, 02:01:21 AM
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Andre Gomesí stats against Crystal Palace:

Touches - 76
Successful passes - 56
Successful forward passes - 22
Successful attacking third passes - 17
Successful long balls - 4
Pass accuracy - 90%
Recoveries - 9
Interceptions - 2
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October 22, 2018, 02:01:48 AM
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A great debut.
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October 22, 2018, 04:53:42 AM
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Like a young better looking Gareth Barry.
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October 22, 2018, 03:20:20 PM
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Found out why the busies where packing today, they got a tip-off that a sniper was at Goodison and they where right cos Gomes deffo got taken out pmsl

What does this even mean?
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October 23, 2018, 12:25:57 AM
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Clearly out best midfielder.

Can see that after only 3/4 of a game with practically zero proper match experience for months.

Could prove to be out most astute signing in what is proving to be our best window in years.
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October 25, 2018, 04:25:41 AM
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Everton that.
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November 04, 2018, 03:03:09 AM
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Andre Gomesí stats against Brighton:

Touches - 84
Successful passes - 64
Successful forward passes - 33
Successful attacking third passes - 19
Chances created - 1
Pass accuracy - 86%
Recoveries - 10
Aerial duels won - 3
Successful dribbles - 2
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November 04, 2018, 03:45:01 AM
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I genuinely don't know if them stats mean he's had a good game or not

Swashbuckling.

I love him.
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November 06, 2018, 12:39:03 AM
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I think.........he is rubbish.

When paraphrasing goes wrong...
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December 04, 2018, 08:40:48 PM
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Player of the season.
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April 08, 2019, 04:59:15 AM
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Proper midfielder general. Got it all. Getting fully acclimatised in the prem now as well. Genuine top quality.
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May 27, 2019, 06:40:16 AM
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Done deal, 27 million, 3 year contract.

Source, piss head in my local who's mate works at Finch Farm.

Mustnít grumble.
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June 17, 2019, 03:09:48 PM
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Sounds like he's done doesn't it.

Exciting to see if he can kick on again, the big handsome galoot.

Make Goodison Gorgeous Again.
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June 26, 2019, 04:06:26 AM
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Beyond moist.
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