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October 07, 2019, 10:09:39 PM
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Been sorting things today as we downsize (euphemism for making room for us in the house as well as the junk) and came across a book of football quotes and quips.
Given the underwhelming sense of pleasure in reading the main forum at the moment you can briefly escape here and snatch a smile.

"If you're going to go over the top on me you better put me out of the game or I'll be coming back at you, either in 5 min's or next season"
(Vinnie Jones)

Another one tomorrow.
The Himalayas has the Yeti, Norway has Trolls, America has Hillbillies. You, good people, are blessed with Shropshire.

October 08, 2019, 12:16:28 AM
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Nice one . I like this idea.
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October 08, 2019, 04:47:00 AM
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Been sorting things today as we downsize (euphemism for making room for us in the house as well as the junk) and came across a book of football quotes and quips.
Given the underwhelming sense of pleasure in reading the main forum at the moment you can briefly escape here and snatch a smile.

"If you're going to go over the top on me you better put me out of the game or I'll be coming back at you, either in 5 min's or next season"
(Vinnie Jones)

Another one tomorrow.
......................reminds me of a cricket anecdote. Fred Trueman was playing at Bradford Park Avenue which had a pronounced slope to assist his fearsome pace.  Before the game he went in the opposition dressing room and said ''just to warn you lads I'll be coming down that hill a bit sharpish like ''   nod
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October 08, 2019, 10:43:35 PM
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"I've got 14 bookings this season, 8 of which were my fault, and 7 were disputable"
(Paul Gascoigne)
The Himalayas has the Yeti, Norway has Trolls, America has Hillbillies. You, good people, are blessed with Shropshire.

October 08, 2019, 11:29:59 PM
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"I've got 14 bookings this season, 8 of which were my fault, and 7 were disputable"
(Paul Gascoigne)

Only Gazza!

October 09, 2019, 07:07:17 PM
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"The last person to score a hat trick in an FA Cup Final was Stan Mortenson. He even had a final named after him, The Matthews Final."
(Laurie McMenemy)
The Himalayas has the Yeti, Norway has Trolls, America has Hillbillies. You, good people, are blessed with Shropshire.


October 09, 2019, 09:49:43 PM
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"The last person to score a hat trick in an FA Cup Final was Stan Mortenson. He even had a final named after him, The Matthews Final."
(Laurie McMenemy)
...........................sounds like a Colemanball  lolol
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October 10, 2019, 05:00:20 AM
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James Ormond was a pretty ordinary cricketer who managed to play for England in two Ashes Tests. When he came out to bat. Mark Waugh said to him "What are you doing out here? You're too shit to play for England!" Ormond replied: "Maybe so, but at least I'm the best player in my family".
Something clever written by someone else.

October 10, 2019, 05:35:03 PM
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"We could be putting the hammer in Luton''s coffin"
(Ray Wilkins)
The Himalayas has the Yeti, Norway has Trolls, America has Hillbillies. You, good people, are blessed with Shropshire.

October 10, 2019, 05:46:39 PM
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Shankly to Ron Yeats before an Everton Derby Game pointing to Bob Latchford:

"if he moves follow him...It's half time..."

October 11, 2019, 03:50:16 AM
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Glenn mcgrath,  ''whats brian laras cock taste like''?
Sharwan '' dunno,  go and ask your wife''.

Theres a few with mcgrath,  loved giving it,  couldnt take it though

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October 11, 2019, 02:08:13 PM
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Glenn mcgrath,  ''whats brian laras cock taste like''?
Sharwan '' dunno,  go and ask your wife''.

Theres a few with mcgrath,  loved giving it,  couldnt take it though

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McGrath went mad when Sarwan said that, his wife was very ill at the time so was understandable really

October 12, 2019, 12:15:32 AM
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Sarwan didnt know that though.  Similar happened with brandes
McGrath went mad when Sarwan said that, his wife was very ill at the time so was understandable really

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October 12, 2019, 02:12:04 AM
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"Hoddle hasn't been the Hoddle we know, and neither has Robson"
(Ron Greenwood)
The Himalayas has the Yeti, Norway has Trolls, America has Hillbillies. You, good people, are blessed with Shropshire.

October 12, 2019, 10:51:43 AM
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The Waugh brothers were terrible. Once a New Zealander came out to bat and his sister or some family member wa s recently killed in a train accident.

As he came out to bat, Mark Waugh starting saying Choo Choo and making train noises.
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