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Been sorting things today as we downsize (euphemism for making room for us in the house as well as the junk) and came across a book of football quotes and quips.Given the underwhelming sense of pleasure in reading the main forum at the moment you can briefly escape here and snatch a smile."If you're going to go over the top on me you better put me out of the game or I'll be coming back at you, either in 5 min's or next season"(Vinnie Jones)Another one tomorrow.
"I've got 14 bookings this season, 8 of which were my fault, and 7 were disputable"(Paul Gascoigne)
"The last person to score a hat trick in an FA Cup Final was Stan Mortenson. He even had a final named after him, The Matthews Final."(Laurie McMenemy)
Glenn mcgrath, ''whats brian laras cock taste like''? Sharwan '' dunno, go and ask your wife''. Theres a few with mcgrath, loved giving it, couldnt take it thoughSent from my POT-LX1 using NSNO Everton Forums mobile app
McGrath went mad when Sarwan said that, his wife was very ill at the time so was understandable really
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