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What I've grown to love about Kane is that he isn't the world's best in anything. It's just that he's very capable in everything, which is a total nightmare for a defender, I mean how do you even approach defending against him? Get too close and he'll turn you, keep your distance and he might dribbl...

I've only just watched the highlights and the World's Best Defender is really just embarrassing now, isn't he. Like, it almost isn't even funny anymore how shit he is.

Almost, but not quite.

Oh well, there's always next year.

For many people, penalties aren't even the acceptable solution for deciding a hard fought game where 120 minutes of knockout football has been played and there needs to be one winner. And even then both sides are given 5 each in order not to place too much emphasis on one action/outcome. Why would ...

Get rid of penalties, completely. See if players would stay on their feet and try to put it into the net rather than focussing on falling over. The skill of a difficult finish is more interesting than the skill of trying to engineer a believable falling over...followed by 5 minutes of analysis of T...

Would be peak comedy to pair this group of players and their overinflated perceptions of themselves with someone industrial like Big Sam or Dyche. Realistically, they are doing what Ram suggested and going for vibes while praying that talent carries them over the line. Or as it's known in the indus...

Light the Big Sam beacons.

So what's the banter result at Spurs v Forest?

Blueomar wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2026 10:11 pm Why are they at a hotel for a home match?

It's a focus and togetherness thing, I see teams doing that a lot.

I mean, it's not like can make us unsee what we've seen and refer to Morocco as champions, cos they're not.

Looks like there's more pushing and shoving and shouting and pointing than anything else, there's some punches getting thrown but nothing seems to land too well and as far as I know no one has been hurt, it might be more than a slap but it doesn't look to me like a big brawl people are making it ou...

What happens if you're in the home end and someone starts talking to you? Do you pretend to have an in depth knowledge of their squad? "Oh yeah, I can't believe we sold Dubravka with these two clowns switching in goal" This is where my being a foreigner comes handy, I can always put on th...

I agree though that pundits should either talk about the game they're watching or shut the fuck up.

I think they questioned why he wouldn't be right up for the biggest game of his career, that was all, it was an opinion rather than lies. I just find the whole players v pundits battle that's come into the game another reason not to enjoy football as much, it's all bit petty and pathetic. No, they ...

Gordon the latest thin skinned footballer to bite back at pundits, seems to be coming a regular thing with footballers and managers. It's gone on for years, they're just giving an opinion and most them were probablly subject to the same comments and criticism in their careers too. https://www.bbc.c...