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Someone please tell Moyes neither is a target man so stop with the fucking long balls and expecting anything to happen I don’t think we overdid it. And we won’t against weaker teams. But I think even against Liverpool we won a fair bit of territory and Hitler Alberts (second balls). I’m a big fan o...

Rare footage using his Dwight foot

Shogun wrote: ↑Wed Sep 10, 2025 9:43 am How many clean sheets did Southall get for England? Checkmate.

Well done. He’s 66

Toddacelli wrote: ↑Mon Sep 08, 2025 7:04 pm Some middle aged dude singing an incredibly terrible and cringey song in a humiliating attempt to have some strangers click a Like button.

*clicks like button

He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you ever done? Love how many Everton fans and Nsno member have similar sense of humour. Peep show partridge father ted etc. Does being an evertonian makes you have that sense of humour or do you become an Everton fan because you have that sense of humour. ...

What was the instagram post? It’s been removed It’s basically a dude that should have been put in the back of the operation yew tree van a long time ago. Singing a horrendously cringey Grealish song that gets stuck in your head. Not just the song either. You have his voice and his pasty moon voice ...

Some people think internet fame is an answer to a problem, when it’s actually the problem itself. One of my favourite quotes is seek criticism not praise. I reckon some of these types get a few likes or their partner or friend or mum encourage them instead of telling stop, please stop. For the love...

That’s what they want you to think. That it’s ok if they just link. But instead of a rhyme, You read one line at a time, But in my honest opinion it stinks. Toddacelli went to the deli Ate some bad pork belly With a dollop of apple jelly He had Delhi belly Now he’s bottomless and smelly Like his rh...

Robioto wrote: ↑Sun Sep 07, 2025 1:38 am I thought this was a poem at first and then I was disappointed it didn't rhyme

Grown up poetry doesnt have to rhyme mate.

who is best at throwing apple cores into the bin though. Would love to see Owen binned off, really takes having no charisma to the next level. Sadly though, like a lot of pundits, he gets people watching and talking because hes such a dick. Car crash TV like Richard Madely, Jeremy Clarkson or Piers ...

They have to do it consistently over a number of seasons, not a couple of weeks, to be talked about like that. I literally said it was early to judge KDH :D Grealish whilst you couldn’t say he’s always been consistent did it for a number of seasons for Villa and early man city as well as England. N...

In keeping with the Southall & Pickford debate. It's too early to have an answer, but there's every reason to think: Grealish - KDH - N'Diaye > Pienaar - Osman - Arteta Think people quite often have rose tinted specs. Loved all 3 of those players. But for me Grealish you’d pick over arteta in t...

All these journos are asking “Can Jack Grealish get back to his best form for Everton, to get back in the England squad?” When really, nothing has changed with our Jack - Grealish be Grealishing - he’s just being played in the right position in the right system. What they should be asking is “Now E...

Goaljira wrote: ↑Wed Sep 03, 2025 9:05 pm Its Salt N Pepper isn't it?

Legend. That saved me having to hum the tune at the internet and friends and family

Risky wrote: ↑Thu Sep 04, 2025 10:24 am Been shortlisted for PL Player of the Month for August #deserved

It’s in the Gucci bag surely