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- Tue Jan 13, 2026 8:43 pm
- Forum: General Football forum
- Topic: Today's Football 2025-26
- Replies: 3321
- Views: 889774
Re: Today's Football 2025-26
Gordon is just a walking cliche these days isn’t he. The hair, the socks. He’s a proper gimp desperate to be one of the cool kids.
- Fri Jan 09, 2026 11:20 pm
- Forum: The Everton Forum
- Topic: January Transfer Window
- Replies: 644
- Views: 129619
Re: January Transfer Window
Just buy a fucking right back. Get branthwaite back and finally get bevis and butthead warming the bench.
- Thu Jan 08, 2026 9:06 pm
- Forum: The Everton Forum
- Topic: January Transfer Window
- Replies: 644
- Views: 129619
Re: January Transfer Window
A left back is absolutely a priority. We’re literally wasting wages that could be spent on a premier league fullback.
- Thu Jan 08, 2026 8:34 pm
- Forum: The Everton Forum
- Topic: Michael Keane
- Replies: 635
- Views: 266700
Re: Michael Keane
Can we ask mykolenko to do the bit instead.
- Wed Jan 07, 2026 10:02 pm
- Forum: The Everton Forum
- Topic: Thierno Barry
- Replies: 844
- Views: 474386
Re: Thierno Barry
Some decent touches given the opportunity. Don’t think Beto exactly pressed when he came on tbh. Just jogged around for the most part. May as well give the mid to this kid and see how he gets on.
- Wed Jan 07, 2026 9:40 pm
- Forum: The Everton Forum
- Topic: Dwight McNeil
- Replies: 476
- Views: 310800
Re: Dwight McNeil
It’s the shite attempt at whatever the hell he’s attempting, fucking it up, doing a hop type thing, dropping his head and staring at the floor while he makes a pathetic attempt to run fast.
Honestly.
Honestly.
- Wed Jan 07, 2026 9:36 pm
- Forum: The Everton Forum
- Topic: Michael Keane
- Replies: 635
- Views: 266700
Re: Michael Keane
At least we won’t see this one bumping into the other one for a few weeks. Silver linings and all that.
- Wed Jan 07, 2026 9:32 pm
- Forum: The Everton Forum
- Topic: Dwight McNeil
- Replies: 476
- Views: 310800
Re: Dwight McNeil
He’s gotta go
- Wed Jan 07, 2026 9:27 pm
- Forum: The Everton Forum
- Topic: David Moyes
- Replies: 2314
- Views: 1025403
Re: David Moyes
Absolutely fucked it.
- Wed Jan 07, 2026 9:27 pm
- Forum: The Everton Forum
- Topic: Mykolenko
- Replies: 498
- Views: 619972
Re: Mykolenko
This lad is a mope and not worth half of the money we pay him. Waste of wages.
- Tue Jan 06, 2026 5:34 pm
- Forum: The Everton Forum
- Topic: James Tarkowski
- Replies: 356
- Views: 268027
Re: James Tarkowski
He's reliable, almost never injured, a good pro, people might not like his style of play, but whats he or Michael Keane done to be called a prick, really? Staggers me the level of some people's dislike for him to be honest. I don’t mind Keane. He can kick a ball in a straight line. Shouldn’t be at ...
- Mon Jan 05, 2026 10:13 pm
- Forum: The Everton Forum
- Topic: James Tarkowski
- Replies: 356
- Views: 268027
Re: James Tarkowski
I think he’s absolute pony. We’ve had some top class defenders at the club since I started supporting them and watching these two dopey pricks bumping into each other each week is depressing.
- Mon Jan 05, 2026 12:08 pm
- Forum: The Everton Forum
- Topic: Mykolenko
- Replies: 498
- Views: 619972
Re: Mykolenko
We’re not paying a fullback £3mill a year to sit on the bench and then buying a first choice LB on more money.
- Sun Jan 04, 2026 11:00 pm
- Forum: The Everton Forum
- Topic: January Transfer Window
- Replies: 644
- Views: 129619
Re: January Transfer Window
He’s absolutely shocking and he knows it.
- Sun Jan 04, 2026 10:57 pm
- Forum: The Everton Forum
- Topic: Jake O'Brien
- Replies: 719
- Views: 371167
Re: Jake O'Brien
Just put him in the middle next to one of those old dopey donkeys until JB is fit enough to play alongside him.