Tyler Dibling

[ilikebrunettesisback]

Of course they are, and she will. It's disingenuous to suggest she wouldn't be, she's not dumb!

I didn't say she was dumb. But it's likely she's got giddy by being given info from Everton (she's never claimed transfer info before).

She got Grealish wrong

[Cozzie]

She deleted her Grealish tweet to be fair

[sam of the south]

Looks proper blag, but still

[cassius]

It's like that time I asked this girl called Andrea from school out and she turned me down. And then I asked her again a few weeks later and she said no again.

And then I started going out with this other girl called Liz (not that Lizz) and suddenly Andrea got all interested again and was showing me all the attention and getting overly friendly in the sixth form centre.

She wasn't getting anything further than a few friendly smiles from 17 year old Cassius though, because he'd moved on.

I guess it isn't the same because I'm Everton in this actual memory and Andrea is Southampton, except Everton haven't moved on with their own Liz and Southampton are probably a lot more desperate than Andrea was, who in reality probably just said hello to me one morning and I interpreted it as her being all over me so that I could cope with the rejection better.

Anyway, thanks for reading, have a great day.

[sam of the south]

It's like that time I asked this girl called Andrea from school out and she turned me down. And then I asked her again a few weeks later and she said no again.

And then I started going out with this other girl called Liz (not that Lizz) and suddenly Andrea got all interested again and was showing me all the attention and getting overly friendly in the sixth form centre.

She wasn't getting anything further than a few friendly smiles from 17 year old Cassius though, because he'd moved on.

I guess it isn't the same because I'm Everton in this actual memory and Andrea is Southampton, except Everton haven't moved on with their own Liz and Southampton are probably a lot more desperate than Andrea was, who in reality probably just said hello to me one morning and I interpreted it as her being all over me so that I could cope with the rejection better.

Anyway, thanks for reading, have a great day.

What are they both doing now?

(Andrea and Liz, not Everton and Southampton. Or Lizz, we know what she’s doing, she’s stuck on this merry-go-round with us lot)

[cassius]

What are they both doing now?

(Andrea and Liz, not Everton and Southampton. Or Lizz, we know what she’s doing, she’s stuck on this merry-go-round with us lot)

I bet they're not spending their time reading stuff on an Everton forum.

Liz lives in France and has a horse.

No idea what happened to Andrea, she's probably sitting in some jacuzzi somewhere, married to a rich, handsome and charismatic businessman, thinking she could have had it all if she'd just said yes to Cass.

[sam of the south]

I bet they're not spending their time reading stuff on an Everton forum.

Liz lives in France and has a horse.

No idea what happened to Andrea, she's probably sitting in some jacuzzi somewhere, married to a rich, handsome and charismatic businessman, thinking she could have had it all if she'd just said yes to Cass.

Yeah, they won’t be doing the Everton forum thing, only losers do that (other than Lizz, she’s sound)

It sounds like they are both winning at life.

But there’s degrees of winning.

And having Cass in your life is the ultimate level.

So in essence, all at nsno are the real winners here.

*old forum hug emoji*

[AndSeel]

Reckon Soton have panicked a bit here acting the we wont be bullied by the Premier League into selling.

When it looks like they need to sell.

See what happens. Probably does end up an Everton player though.

[KingdingalingNL]

It's like that time I asked this girl called Andrea from school out and she turned me down. And then I asked her again a few weeks later and she said no again.

And then I started going out with this other girl called Liz (not that Lizz) and suddenly Andrea got all interested again and was showing me all the attention and getting overly friendly in the sixth form centre.

She wasn't getting anything further than a few friendly smiles from 17 year old Cassius though, because he'd moved on.

I guess it isn't the same because I'm Everton in this actual memory and Andrea is Southampton, except Everton haven't moved on with their own Liz and Southampton are probably a lot more desperate than Andrea was, who in reality probably just said hello to me one morning and I interpreted it as her being all over me so that I could cope with the rejection better.

Anyway, thanks for reading, have a great day.

Fucking hell!!!

See what Everton does to us!!

[KingdingalingNL]

I bet they're not spending their time reading stuff on an Everton forum.

Liz lives in France and has a horse.

No idea what happened to Andrea, she's probably sitting in some jacuzzi somewhere, married to a rich, handsome and charismatic businessman, thinking she could have had it all if she'd just said yes to Cass.

Lives in France and has a horse
Just like saying my ex lives in Derby and has a car!?

Everton have broken Cassius, I hope they are proud of themselves the bastards!

[KingdingalingNL]

Yeah, they won’t be doing the Everton forum thing, only losers do that (other than Lizz, she’s sound)

It sounds like they are both winning at life.

But there’s degrees of winning.

And having Cass in your life is the ultimate level.

So in essence, all at nsno are the real winners here.

*old forum hug emoji*

You still basically called us all losers though!

Followed it up with a vague compliment that was more aimed at Cassius, so I think I am hurt??? But don't really know........................ yeah the losers remark hurt!

[sam of the south]

You still basically called us all losers though!

Followed it up with a vague compliment that was more aimed at Cassius, so I think I am hurt??? But don't really know........................ yeah the losers remark hurt!

Embrace it, man

[cassius]

Lives in France and has a horse
Just like saying my ex lives in Derby and has a car!?

Everton have broken Cassius, I hope they are proud of themselves the bastards!

Hahahaha I think I'd rather have a car and live in Derby.

I got fully broken after the Bournemouth home game when lost after being 2-0 up with about 10 mins left to play. I don't think I can ever be put back together after that game.

[cassius]

No offence to our French Evertonian brothers and sisters on here, of which there are many I just don't like horses. Je suis desolee.

[Bluebridge]

I live in Derby (outskirts) and also have a car.