Everton v Newcastle

[TheRam]

He’ll soil his undergarments like he has every time he’s come back.

[sam of the south]

Am I right in thinking Gordon is on his way to going a whole calendar year without a goal or assist?

Woeful player.

Ffs dude

[Blueomar]

Oh dear.

[Gash]

Where's my fucking banning stick!

[StirlingBlue]

I’ll be watching this one in a bar in Dublin, would love another win and to build some momentum towards the top half of the table as I think we’re gonna struggle hard during AFCON

[Bob Sacamano]

Ram

[Bluebridge]

Am I right in thinking Gordon is on his way to going a whole calendar year without a goal or assist?

Woeful player.

I’m pretty sure you’re about 11 months early with this, he scored the other week didn’t he?

[Gash]

I’m pretty sure you’re about 11 months early with this, he scored the other week didn’t he?

Champion's League he's scored, I think the stat will be for the Premier League.

[Bluebridge]

Champion's League he's scored, I think the stat will be for the Premier League.

Wow, that’s mad. Wish you’d kept quiet.

[Goaljira]

Festive menu incoming.

Across the concourse, supporters can enjoy the following new items.

Giant pigs in blankets
Christmas dinner Yorkshire pudding wraps
Loaded sausage rolls
Festive pizza slices
Hearty rosti bites
‘The Pig Pot’ (a hearty combination of pigs in blankets, roasties and stuffing, all drenched in rich gravy) will be exclusively available in the Through Pass stores in the East Stand.

[Gash]

Wow, that’s mad. Wish you’d kept quiet.

I didn't start it!

[Bluebridge]

Giant pigs in blankets? What’s next, 20 foot high chickens?

[Audrey Horne]

Anyone parked on love lane?

[Gash]

Anyone parked on love lane?

Did you give Sainsbury's a go? Think you need to book quite well in advance.

[sam of the south]

Giant pigs in blankets? What’s next, 20 foot high chickens?

And these chickens are scared! They don't know why they’re so big; they go “WHY AM I SO MASSIVE?”