Match Ticket Requests/Spares Thread

[Paddockoldie]

YOU JAMMY SOD...at least you dad had one hand.... mine had to tie the belt around his one foot and kick like a rugby player to make it land

Oh, I. I didn't mention my da had no feet incase people felt sorry for us. Poor but Proud us

[4evablu]

We couldn’t afford to be poor….

[Escalator]

Think my blood pressure issues stem from the frequent salty bread and dripping dinners !

[4evablu]

Think my blood pressure issues stem from the frequent salty bread and dripping dinners !

Can’t believe you could afford bread and dripping jammy bstrd!!

[Robbie Moubert]

When I was a kid we were so poor that when we went to KFC we had to lick other people's fingers!

[4evablu]

When I was a kid we were so poor that when we went to KFC we had to lick other people's fingers!

WHATS KFC ??

[bigmanbob]

Kin fuckall cash

[Matt1878]

Arghhh missed the Derby Ballot window...ffs. Outlook had put it in the 'other' tab on my works email and must have deleted it.with all the other service now alert crap I get in during the day.

Sure I checked on the App yesterday too. Fucking sulking now.