Summer Transfer Window 2026

[MmmBlueBranthwaite]

According to my Mrs who is experienced in this matter this is a known trait with men of certain age, thinking they are the funniest guy in the world and not knowing when to quit.

It must be a chromosome or low testosterone thing or something.

Whole books have been written about it. Usually under the Dad jokes section.

[Toddacelli]

Yeah don’t come on here to enjoy yourself whatever the fuck you do. This is Everton - it’s not meant to be fun!

[Goaljira]

Theres having fun, and theres kicking the tits out of the samw thing 17 times.

[TheRam]

Hands up, who thinks we’re a bigger laugh than grand old team?

[Shogun]

Hands up, who thinks we’re a bigger laugh than grand old team?

Davek or Escla?

[Paddockoldie]

Love it when women analyse men, with their lived experience

[StirlingBlue]

Any chance of some football transfer rumours?

[sam of the south]

Hands up, who thinks we’re a bigger laugh than grand old team?

That grand old team lot are little slugs with no personalities, and they’re just jealous that we’re better at everything than them

[Lazarou II]

Any chance of some football transfer rumours?

That is probably the number one issue for any discontent on here.

I don't know about anyone else but cocking about is a way to break up the F5 action hoping for a rumour or two all the while we still are desperately short in key areas.

[Gash]

Wouldn't be a proper transfer thread without it going off piste from time to time.

[Bluebridge]

Wouldn't be a proper transfer thread without it going off piste from time to time.

100%

[Brownie]

Hands up, who thinks we’re a bigger laugh than grand old team?

Weird fucking place that

[Toddacelli]

Only went on it once. It was dry as fuck and people talking about forum rules and who was getting banned for what.

Didn’t seem my sort of place.

I used to go on Blue Kipper back in the day and I liked that, but this was just so, so much better.

[MmmBlueBranthwaite]

Whatever you don’t mention the GOT clique. Insta ban.

[Lazarou II]

Only went on it once. It was dry as fuck and people talking about forum rules and who was getting banned for what.

Didn’t seem my sort of place.

I used to go on Blue Kipper back in the day and I liked that, but this was just so, so much better.

Life is too short to not have a bit of a giggle every now and then especially if you have supported Everton for 40+ years.

I like it on here and pretty much everyone on the forum, although I don't really know anyone you kind of feel like you do, and I like the fact there is really no such thing as a thread derailment situation.

Threads just ebb and flow like an Autumn leaf on a winding river, you never know where it will end up.