Transfer Deadline Day

[brap2]

It was more the aftermath of tonight's kebab and pints they should be worrying about.

Suckin em down for three hours babay oh yeah wait a sec

[Toffee1]

[Escalator]

In other words we tried to get Lyon to take him, his agent called the manager who said 'absofuckinlutely not!' to the deal.

Apparently it’s a loan deal to Shef We’d with us paying 50% of his wages.

[brap2]

Little fella having his nap, eldest about to go back the pool with her mum.

At about 16:00 ish (Spain time) I will start the BBQ, hot dogs, chicken fillets, and pork kebabs. Two fresh baguettes serving as hot dog buns once chopped up. Nobody else had a burger last time so swerving the burgers.

Then the girls will return, little fella will be woken up and put into his new Lamine Yamal Spain top (€20 luckylucky special) and we'll have a Barbie outside, with a few glasses of either bubbly or don Simon for the chef, then over to the pool for 18:00-19:00 (little guy promised the slide) before home and quick change for mini disco and the show, and hopefully a glass of red for brap.

Went well.

Now expected to take them the pool for the last hour despite the fact I'm more well cooked than the sausages.

[brap2]

Rubs lamp furiously

[Cozzie]

That's because he wants a piece of those lovely toffees baby!

[777Kidnappings]

Rubs lamp furiously

Never heard it called a lamp before. Anyways. Enjoy

[AllyBlue14]

Rubs lamp furiously

Not sure about that if you're still at the pool with your kids

[Cereal Killer]

That's because he wants a piece of those lovely toffees baby!

He’s heard how much running up and down he can do for Sean Dyche and absolutely loves the sound of it! Especially when it was mentioned he might even get to do it with the ball on the odd occasion

[Toffee1]

Keep rubbing that lamp @brap2 the genie is listening.

[Toffee1]

Not too sure about the source.

[Cozzie]

Just uncontrollably jizzed everywhere.

Fucking get it right up you Fulham you posers.

[Cozzie]

Keep rubbing that lamp @brap2 the genie is listening.

I'm gonna walk the dog at the end.

Hopefully dog walking and lamp rubbing will bring it home.

[Gash]

Yeah, fuck Fulham, we've built a whole stadium quicker than they've done their rooftop infinity pool. Tossers!

[Toffee1]

I'm gonna walk the dog at the end.

Hopefully dog walking and lamp rubbing will bring it home.

Your sacrifices and efforts for the cause are appreciated far and wide.