Li Tie

[sam of the south]

Jesus

https://news.sky.com/story/former-evert ... y-13272602

Woah, won’t get out until he’s in his late 60’s.

[Paddockoldie]

Woah, won’t get out until he’s in his late 60’s.

There's a chance we'd would still buy him on release

[Raptor]

Woah, won’t get out until he’s in his late 60’s.

Bet he wishes he was banged up in the UK, he'd be out for Christmas

[Bluebridge]

There's a chance we'd would still buy him on release

Along with Lei wi Feng or whatever his name was.

[4evablu]

Best thing about li tie……when we were sponsored by kejian we’d been the match and called at a Chinese takeaway in the village next to ours in South Yorkshire….we had our Everton shirts on with kejian on and the girl service went all crazy and called the cooks out the kitchen……jejian..kejian…they were shouting pointing at our shirts then they gave us our meal for free…

[Bluebridge]

Best thing about li tie……when we were sponsored by kejian we’d been the match and called at a Chinese takeaway in the village next to ours in South Yorkshire….we had our Everton shirts on with kejian on and the girl service went all crazy and called the cooks out the kitchen……jejian..kejian…they were shouting pointing at our shirts then they gave us our meal for free…

I asked the Chinese lad at our chippy on way home from the match and asked him if he knew what it said and he didn’t have a fuckin clue. Nor did I get my meal for free either

[superpull]

Best thing about li tie……when we were sponsored by kejian we’d been the match and called at a Chinese takeaway in the village next to ours in South Yorkshire….we had our Everton shirts on with kejian on and the girl service went all crazy and called the cooks out the kitchen……jejian..kejian…they were shouting pointing at our shirts then they gave us our meal for free…

That's a legitimately awesome story

[Mouse]

Lucky to get away with life. Death is a pretty common sentence for corruption in cheery China.

[Bornblue88]

Lucky to get away with life. Death is a pretty common sentence for corruption in cheery China.

Nuts

[Surax]

Anyone else see a bit of Han from Fast and Furious in him? Just infinitely less cool, obvs.