Dyche - HE'S GONE

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OldEnglandToffee
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At the start of the press conference he wiped his eyebrows and then sniffed his fingers. This is probably just Twitter speculation but I heard he doesn’t wash his hands properly after doing poo.
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Doesn’t seem to be a belief from him that he really knows how to turn it around. It’s almost an acceptance that he will keep trying his best but he doesn’t really know how to change things to get the team to score more goals.

The reality is that after 2 years, the squad is yours and should be playing the way you want it to. This is Sean Dyches squad and way of playing and it won’t suddenly change.

It’s now over to the board to do something.
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Was hoping potter walked out for the presser. 😢
Escalator
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OldEnglandToffee wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2025 4:49 pm At the start of the press conference he wiped his eyebrows and then sniffed his fingers. This is probably just Twitter speculation but I heard he doesn’t wash his hands properly after doing poo.
Doesn’t wash his hands at all apparently, just wipes his sweaty brow with them.
Kerryblueboy
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Still blaming issues outside of football in the club for the results being bad it’s getting boring now Sean lad you have been found out
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Taking the comparison to playing football like the 1990s as a badge of honour, ffs.
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Gary1878 wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2025 4:49 pm Doesn’t seem to be a belief from him that he really knows how to turn it around. It’s almost an acceptance that he will keep trying his best but he doesn’t really know how to change things to get the team to score more goals.

The reality is that after 2 years, the squad is yours and should be playing the way you want it to. This is Sean Dyches squad and way of playing and it won’t suddenly change.

It’s now over to the board to do something.
I'm not sure the squad qualifies as his? I don't think what I'm saying is a defence of him at all, but he's not exactly made many signings or had a chance to make the kind of overhaul since arriving, regardless of time frames or transfer windows.

I'm glad of that in some ways, as it mean's the next manager isn't trying to deal with a dyche squad.
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OldEnglandToffee wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2025 4:49 pm At the start of the press conference he wiped his eyebrows and then sniffed his fingers. This is probably just Twitter speculation but I heard he doesn’t wash his hands properly after doing poo.
He's a Kettering lad. He's probably just fingered his sister.
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UnsyisaRhino wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2025 5:37 pm I'm not sure the squad qualifies as his? I don't think what I'm saying is a defence of him at all, but he's not exactly made many signings or had a chance to make the kind of overhaul since arriving, regardless of time frames or transfer windows.

I'm glad of that in some ways, as it mean's the next manager isn't trying to deal with a dyche squad.
It’s a good thing he hasn’t been allowed sign players otherwise we would have Charlie Taylor Phil bardsley and brownhill here
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Kerryblueboy wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2025 5:44 pm It’s a good thing he hasn’t been allowed sign players otherwise we would have Charlie Taylor Phil bardsley and brownhill here
His 3 dream signings. Thank God we got beto, O brien and lindstrom instead
Evertonian418
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Get the feeling he's not fussed if he's sacked or stays. Certainly doesn't seem worried about our situation.
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OldEnglandToffee wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2025 4:49 pm At the start of the press conference he wiped his eyebrows and then sniffed his fingers. This is probably just Twitter speculation but I heard he doesn’t wash his hands properly after doing poo.
Probably ate a vindaloo before as well. Stank the who presser out not just only with the shite that comes out of his mouth.
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It's so depressing he hasn't gone
Shogun
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Evertonian418 wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2025 6:24 pm Get the feeling he's not fussed if he's sacked or stays. Certainly doesn't seem worried about our situation.
Think this has been the case for about 12 months
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74Blue wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2025 5:44 pm He's a Kettering lad. He's probably just fingered his sister.
Ewww
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