Michael Keane

[Cozzie]

Something like 1.6 or something compared to 1.0 with JB in the side.

These absolute rancid fucktards where lining up for Dyche for Burnley in 2016.

Another year, another fucking year of Keane. LOL.

[toffee_scot]

If Coleman signs another playing contract then the club needs nuking from orbit.

Haha, oh well keep the nukes for if we decide to give another one of our golden oldies a contract extension after next season

[Gash]

How many goals do we concede with the chuckle brother pairing at CB?

We're still about the about 5th or 6th best defence in the league and they've played a large part in it. I don't think it's just down to them that we've suddenly started conceding lots of late goals.

[Toddacelli]

Bye!

[Audrey Horne]

Bye!

He signed an extension last week Todd :'(

[Risky]

I've never known a centre back who is so consistently drawn out of position by the movement of attackers. All you've got to do against us is get your centre forward to drop in to the space between our defence and midfield, wait for Keane to follow him out there, then just simple ball through the vacated space with only a lead-booted Tarkowski for cover.

[Bumble]

Nothing more to be said on this man.

Apart from we now have another year of him.

[brap2]

The best analogy for the supposed stability we are to look forward to.

[TheRam]

How many times have we conceded three or more goals with him in the team this season?

[TheRam]

Five times.

He’s started every game where we’ve conceded three or more goals.

[Kerryblueboy]

Way too many but sure he will be fourth choice will hardly play

[Toddacelli]

He signed an extension last week Todd :'(

Shit. Forgot about that. Wishful thinking, eh?

Insert Michael Scott gif here:

no! no! God no! Noooooooooo!

[UnsyisaRhino]

Way too many but sure he will be fourth choice will hardly play

What an original and witty response.

I think the 17th time was probably enough though.

[Escalator]

Five times.

He’s started every game where we’ve conceded three or more goals.

Well that’s fairly obvious that if he starts practically every game this season we are going to lose some of them, so that’s 100% down to him in your books then ? How many games has he started and we have won, or doesn’t that count ?

[TheRam]

Well that’s fairly obvious that if he starts practically every game this season we are going to lose some of them, so that’s 100% down to him in your books then ? How many games has he started and we have won, or doesn’t that count ?

Just seems to be quite a common occurrence when Michael Keane is in the team.

He’s always there it seems when we ship a lot of goals.

All the stats back that up.