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While Salah has been very poor by his standards, of the two demi gods on mega money they retained last summer, I'm not sure he's been the bigger problem either.

Arne and Virgil for another year I am fully onboard with.

Just seen they play four matches in ten days in the lead up to the Derby, bound to get a knock or two,F.A cup v Man City, chumps League PSG home, Fulham, PSG away then us, pray for Virgil

TheRam wrote: ↑Sat Oct 11, 2025 5:05 pm So these are having yet another charity legends game during the international break.

Such attention seeking energy.

Don’t forget we exists for two weeks everyone.

Having another one today.

Every international break.

Such a weird club.

Escalator wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2026 7:54 am Just seen they play four matches in ten days in the lead up to the Derby, bound to get a knock or two,F.A cup v Man City, chumps League PSG home, Fulham, PSG away then us, pray for Virgil

They’ll save their best team for the derby. - bragging rights for winning that’s all they’ve got to play for this season

good feeling about this derby - hope they are on good losing streak when we play them and have key injuries too
been a while since approaching a derby that we look like favourites to get a result
the atmosphere will be great as in the chelsea game
UTFT

Been willing injuries in these twats , to a point even a few get in my fantasy team , just so they can fuck up....

But only Everton gets players injured in a 3 week period wherever have no games . And the rest never seems to help us .

Sat Man City A (FA Cup)
Wed PSG A (CL)
Sat Fulham H (PL)
Tue PSG H (CL)
Sun Everton A (PL)

The next couple of weeks are going to absolutely hilarious or a nightmare

Shogun wrote: ↑Thu Apr 02, 2026 9:29 am Sat Man City A (FA Cup)
Wed PSG A (CL)
Sat Fulham H (PL)
Tue PSG H (CL)
Sun Everton A (PL)

The next couple of weeks are going to absolutely hilarious or a nightmare

And we're off!

Wonderful

They will sack him and first game for Alonso will be the fucking derby

Audrey Horne wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2026 2:11 pm They will sack him and first game for Alonso will be the fucking derby

And we’ll show him up for being out of his depth and tactically naive with a 5-0 win

Audrey Horne wrote:They will sack him and first game for Alonso will be the fucking derby

They'll get absolutely slapped by PSG on Wednesday, he'll get sacked the day after, interim for Fulham. His warm up game will be 2nd Leg PSG with nothing to lose.

And then...........

I can just see it

ALONSO NEW KOP HERO AFTER SMASHING EVERTON IN THE DERBY!!!!!!!

Hopefully they don't pull the trigger and give him until the end of the season

#don'tbesillylibpewl
#prayforslot
#hewontheleague!!givehimachance
#hesthebestmanagerindaweeeeerrrldlad

I thought it was only Jesus who got crucified at Easter. Turns out the Kopites do as well.

Bunch of flappers.

They’re shite and they’re getting slapped at the hill Dickinson.

Need to be looking at finishing above these now.

They're in their Roberto Martinez 2nd season stage now.

All the great things that the previous manager (Moyes/Klopp) put in place are fading away, and after a good first season where there seemed to be a nice fusion of styles between the old and the new, the more time passes, the more that the new (Martinez/Slot) is proving to be quite empty and lacking in substance.