Dyche Watch

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Lazarou II
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Dyche on E4 celebrity dating tonight coaching Kerry Katona.

Now there is something I didn't think I would ever type.

Showing her date how to get it up early and stick it in the box?
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What an absolute fucking embarrassment he is.
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Feel for it, Kerry
"And you can put that in your ******* black book"
Johnny "retaliate before tackled" Morrissey

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Just don’t lose
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Bob Sacamano
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He’s lost the plot. Fella in work said that he split with his missus while at Everton due to a piece on the side and he’s in full midlife crisis mode.
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Bob Sacamano wrote: Fri Aug 22, 2025 1:54 pm He’s lost the plot. Fella in work said that he split with his missus while at Everton due to a piece on the side and he’s in full midlife crisis mode.
I heard he was out in south liverpool a lot, quite often on the night before games.

Mates who lived round there said there were rumours of an affair going on.

Rumours he wasn’t in a great state on occasion at training as well. Genuinely think he has a drinking problem.

Wouldn’t surprise me if we’re his last job. How can any club take him seriously.
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On the grass, Sean
"And you can put that in your ******* black book"
Johnny "retaliate before tackled" Morrissey

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How fucking grim. What an embarrassment.
777Kidnappings
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Who cares. Jesus it was a bit odd but you'd think he'd got caught eating kerrys turds the way some are making out
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777Kidnappings wrote: Fri Aug 22, 2025 6:50 pm Who cares. Jesus it was a bit odd but you'd think he'd got caught eating kerrys turds the way some are making out
Was you his date on the show?
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TheRam wrote: Fri Aug 22, 2025 6:58 pm Was you his date on the show?
I wish. I was on another table enjoying a pint of wine with another of our sexy ex managers
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Celebrity dating?

Utter woke nonsense.
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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdX9Wb7M/

He's been doing some voice acting too.
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Personal turmoil makes a lot of sense, honestly.

I know he has this cartoonish media perception due to the gruff voice and generally industrial-type football but last season was so lazy and uninspired compared to what he had served up previously, like a cheap imitation. I always thought he had a bit more about him than, say, Allardyce due to the lack of resources he had to work with and the way his football squeezed so much out of a Championship plus squad.

Doesn’t matter now. The way he handled himself that final half-season and in the media since his sacking suggest that he’s probably cooked as a top flight manager.
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