Today's Football 2023-24

[Cereal Killer]

Eddie's head might be on the chopping block soon when you look at the table. Wolves and Bournemouth are games in hand from going above them and putting Newcastle in 12th.

Seen their fans have started saying Mourinho is who they need

[wepull]

Who doesn't give him credit? He's universally acknowledged by the entire football world as a footballing necromancer.

Children who support Liverpool cry themselves to sleep at night thinking of the monster that is KDB. He's coming for them.

Lol at the necromancer part. It was a sly dig on the best player in the PL era thread. I had mentioned his name as the best player in PL era, so just backing it up here.

I know everyone rates KDB. He's just an unbelievable player. Still believe that Mirallas was better(based on that one match we played against Wolfsburg in Europa)

[MayorFarnham]

Oscar Bobb. Where did they sign him from? Star Wars?

[TheRam]

He sounds like a racehorse

[Gash]

He sounds like a hairdo.

[Cereal Killer]

Ivory Coast look a decent team

Shame the pitch looks fucked already

And the crowd is… sparse…

[Mouse]

KDB will change the game I hope

And the lottery numbers?

[Goaljira]

This would be very Everton.

[blueToffee]

Werner back playing in the PL. He might suit Spurs' style right now.

[Shogun]

Werner will bring pace, offsides and terrible finishing.

Although I could see him being instructed not to shoot whenever he breaks the back line.

[Shogun]

Expecting at least 40 balls over the top from Bruno Fernandes here.

[Shogun]

What a finish that is.

Think Spurs will be destroyed here. Son bails them out a lot and Fernandes/Garnacho/Rashford should be a brutal combination against the way Spurs play.

[blueToffee]

Some finish. Spurs just so wobbly at the back though.

[blueToffee]

1-1, Spurs probably warrant the equalizer.

Does Richarlison have 10 tattooed on his thigh while wearing the 9 shirt?

EDIT: I guess it's his number for Brazil, but still kinda funny.

[blueToffee]

Werner will bring pace, offsides and terrible finishing.

Although I could see him being instructed not to shoot whenever he breaks the back line.

Check that bingo card.