Mykolenko

[Bob Sacamano]

This lad is a mope and not worth half of the money we pay him. Waste of wages.

[Risky]

The shot that was heading for a throw in.

The air shot.

He's just not up to it and we need an upgrade massively

[Audrey Horne]

Convinced he won a competition to play in the prem.

[Bumble]

Anyone with a left foot who was remotely athletic would be an upgrade.

Same on the other flank.

Criminal we are the only club in the league who can’t find either, year after year.