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Shogun wrote: ↑Mon Sep 01, 2025 9:07 pm Seems a really grounded and smart lad from that interview

Got an incredibly likable squad from top to bottom.

This all feels right, like the soul of the club is back.

No more throwing stupid money at whatever overpriced garbage agents are peddling, back to targeting players who work hard on and off the pitch and can play a bit to top it off.

Yeah he comes across as another really good character in that interview, speaks really well and seems very switched on.

Really looking forward to seeing what he brings to the team

The German way of speaking is so understated. Seems like another good personality though for the locker room, clearly has a desire to do well and make the step up.

Seems sensible, humble, intelligent, and thoughtful.

My kinda dude.

Looks like a very versatile player. Hope he settles in quickly.

NomadskiEFC wrote: ↑Mon Sep 01, 2025 11:24 pm Looks like a very versatile player. Hope he settles in quickly.

Like a potato waffle

No idea he existed but he looks a player.

He's good competition for a starting place, high potential and I actually think he's the Gana successor - not an exact regen but mobile & physical.

So he’s used to deputising at left back too. That makes a lot of sense.
Interesting to see what happens with Aznou.

So many potential songs for the lad as well, think Kiss wrote this one for him

moyes gave Merlin rohl to you, gave merlin rohl to you
Gave merlin rohl to Everton (oh yeah)
Moyes gave merlin rohl to you, gave Merlin rohl to you
Put him in the soul of Everton

fxceltic wrote: ↑Tue Sep 02, 2025 6:36 am So many potential songs for the lad as well, think Kiss wrote this one for him

moyes gave Merlin rohl to you, gave merlin rohl to you
Gave merlin rohl to Everton (oh yeah)
Moyes gave merlin rohl to you, gave Merlin rohl to you
Put him in the soul of Everton

"Wyld Stallyns rule!"

I've spoken to a few german friends who remember him from his time at Ingolstadt as they're lower league fans, said he reminded them of a young Goretska which is high praise indeed

Audrey Horne wrote: ↑Mon Sep 01, 2025 9:02 pm Made up we have signed Andy Samberg !

Transferred from mainland Europe to our Lonely Island

Brownie wrote: ↑Mon Sep 01, 2025 8:46 pmUrgggh

But his reason for 34 is pretty cool. Aware of his privileged upbringing and inspired by putting in the hard work to achieve your dreams.

Merlin Rohl's got it
He's gonna take you on
He's gonna score
Gonna score
Gonna leave you
Crying on the floor
He's ours
And he's number 34