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Toddacelli wrote: ↑Tue Jan 02, 2024 10:48 am Redemption arc of Hollywood blockbuster proportions, but it’s never gonna happen, is it?

This part of the film isnt so interesting

OldEnglandToffee wrote: ↑Tue Jan 02, 2024 7:22 pm This part of the film isnt so interesting

It’s ok. We’ll stick a training montage in this bit with a spot of rousing music.

Toddacelli wrote: ↑Tue Jan 02, 2024 8:07 pm It’s ok. We’ll stick a training montage in this bit with a spot of rousing music.

Eye of the Tiger. Interspersed with flashbacks of inspirational scenes of Tim Cahill punching the corner flag and Dixie Dean /Duncan Ferguson rising to power home corners.

A bit too B grade?

Give it up people, you're only hurting yourselves, it's never gunna happen

Hope he has a great life and finds happiness again.... the sooner we aren't paying him 5m a year the better than. Another absolutely disastrous signing. Is there still time to everton it up further a trigger a clause??

Statistically speaking we are only ever 1.5 weeks away from someone saying :


Could do a job?

brap2 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 03, 2024 10:06 am Statistically speaking we are only ever 1.5 weeks away from someone saying :


Could do a job?

1.5 weeks? .... Hmm. I've been thinking someone better contact the International System of Standard Units (SI Units) board to update the standard units of measurement... So we've now got:

Base Quantity..............................Name
(time).............................................DeleDays
(height) ....................................Holgates-High

All we need now are:
Base Quantity.............................. Name
(weight)........................................Tarky Tonnes
(velocity).............................. The Speed of Dwight
(frequency).......................Gaffersday, (coz it Hertz)
(capacity)....................................... Vitalii-(T)
(wavelength)..................................Pickford
(energy).....................................Doucouré-joule
(entropy).......................................MicroKeane
(temperature).........................Andre (how hot?)
(resistance). .................................Go(h)mes
(power). ..........................................Beto-ry

Cods wrote: ↑Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:46 pm 1.5 weeks? .... Hmm. I've been thinking someone better contact the International System of Standard Units (SI Units) board to update the standard units of measurement... So we've now got:

Base Quantity..............................Name
(time).............................................DeleDays
(height) ....................................Holgates-High

All we need now are:
Base Quantity.............................. Name
(weight)........................................Tarky Tonnes
(velocity).............................. The Speed of Dwight
(frequency).......................Gaffersday, (coz it Hertz)
(capacity)....................................... Vitalii-(T)
(wavelength)..................................Pickford
(energy).....................................Doucouré-joule
(entropy).......................................MicroKeane
(temperature).........................Andre (how hot?)
(resistance). .................................Go(h)mes
(power). ..........................................Beto-ry

Hope you find employment soon mate

That's the sort of thing they unearth after somebody has carried out a mass public shooting, when they're looking for indicators of a loss of grip on reality.

Cods wrote: ↑Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:46 pm 1.5 weeks? .... Hmm. I've been thinking someone better contact the International System of Standard Units (SI Units) board to update the standard units of measurement... So we've now got:

Base Quantity..............................Name
(time).............................................DeleDays
(height) ....................................Holgates-High

All we need now are:
Base Quantity.............................. Name
(weight)........................................Tarky Tonnes
(velocity).............................. The Speed of Dwight
(frequency).......................Gaffersday, (coz it Hertz)
(capacity)....................................... Vitalii-(T)
(wavelength)..................................Pickford
(energy).....................................Doucouré-joule
(entropy).......................................MicroKeane
(temperature).........................Andre (how hot?)
(resistance). .................................Go(h)mes
(power). ..........................................Beto-ry

Is this a cry for help?

Hahhha last few posts are brilliant

Murdle

Cods wrote: ↑Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:46 pm 1.5 weeks? .... Hmm. I've been thinking someone better contact the International System of Standard Units (SI Units) board to update the standard units of measurement... So we've now got:

Base Quantity..............................Name
(time).............................................DeleDays
(height) ....................................Holgates-High

All we need now are:
Base Quantity.............................. Name
(weight)........................................Tarky Tonnes
(velocity).............................. The Speed of Dwight
(frequency).......................Gaffersday, (coz it Hertz)
(capacity)....................................... Vitalii-(T)
(wavelength)..................................Pickford
(energy).....................................Doucouré-joule
(entropy).......................................MicroKeane
(temperature).........................Andre (how hot?)
(resistance). .................................Go(h)mes
(power). ..........................................Beto-ry

This is special. May I add

Hardness scale - Mo's Besic

Bluedylan1 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 03, 2024 6:30 pm That's the sort of thing they unearth after somebody has carried out a mass public shooting, when they're looking for indicators of a loss of grip on reality.

its a definite 10 on the Bobby Brown Shoes scale of loss of grip on reality scale

Still paying my guy more than a hundred thousand pounds every week. Wonder when he was last in Liverpool.