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Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 12:47 pm
by Free Agent
Maybe we’re gonna loan him to Roma

Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 2:18 pm
by Bob Sacamano
Knows the city
Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 2:21 pm
by Cozzie
Gutted.
Can't be arsed arguing the reasons why it's "good" or "fine for now"
He's proper legit plop. Massive opportunity to finally rid him from the club.
Get that he won't feature much but fucking hell he is cripplingly hard to stomach when he is on the field.
The Rebuild
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 5:27 pm
by PoD1878
Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 5:34 pm
by Granite
Can imagine we did it as it was, yenno, the best option, like.
Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 5:46 pm
by Cozzie
Plot twist.
He gets the number 9 shirt and never graces us with nervy showings at the back ever again.
Scores a few blammos then finally fucks off.
Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 5:50 pm
by superpull
Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 6:03 pm
by Goaljira
Weird deal all around.
Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 6:12 pm
by 777Kidnappings
David sounds like he's just repeating my wisdom... we've never been seen in a room together.....
Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 6:13 pm
by Fynci
Weird feeling, I'm happy that he's sticking around while also hoping that he doesn't have to play.
Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 6:19 pm
by Shogun
Seeing as barely playing is apparently a good thing, I'd like to announce that I am available as 5th choice CB for £10k per week if anyone at Everton is interested
Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 6:27 pm
by 777Kidnappings
Shogun wrote: ↑Fri Jul 04, 2025 6:19 pm
Seeing as barely playing is apparently a good thing, I'd like to announce that I am available as 5th choice CB for £10k per week if anyone at Everton is interested
We don't need 5. You should have offered before Keane signed
Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 6:34 pm
by fxceltic
If wages are ok it’s a good deal
Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 6:35 pm
by Audrey Horne
"I still feel I have a lot to offer Everton."
Really?

Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2025 6:38 pm
by Shogun
Wonder how much money we've wasted on Keane and Coleman there.