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Lazarou II wrote: ↑Thu Aug 20, 2026 8:26 am According to my Mrs who is experienced in this matter this is a known trait with men of certain age, thinking they are the funniest guy in the world and not knowing when to quit.

It must be a chromosome or low testosterone thing or something.

Whole books have been written about it. Usually under the Dad jokes section.

Yeah don’t come on here to enjoy yourself whatever the fuck you do. This is Everton - it’s not meant to be fun!

Theres having fun, and theres kicking the tits out of the samw thing 17 times.

Hands up, who thinks we’re a bigger laugh than grand old team?

TheRam wrote: ↑Thu Aug 20, 2026 5:05 pm Hands up, who thinks we’re a bigger laugh than grand old team?

Davek or Escla?

Love it when women analyse men, with their lived experience

Any chance of some football transfer rumours?

TheRam wrote: ↑Thu Aug 20, 2026 5:05 pm Hands up, who thinks we’re a bigger laugh than grand old team?

That grand old team lot are little slugs with no personalities, and they’re just jealous that we’re better at everything than them

StirlingBlue wrote: ↑Thu Aug 20, 2026 5:56 pm Any chance of some football transfer rumours?

That is probably the number one issue for any discontent on here.

I don't know about anyone else but cocking about is a way to break up the F5 action hoping for a rumour or two all the while we still are desperately short in key areas.

Wouldn't be a proper transfer thread without it going off piste from time to time.

Gash wrote: ↑Thu Aug 20, 2026 6:23 pm Wouldn't be a proper transfer thread without it going off piste from time to time.

100%

TheRam wrote: ↑Thu Aug 20, 2026 5:05 pm Hands up, who thinks we’re a bigger laugh than grand old team?

Weird fucking place that

Only went on it once. It was dry as fuck and people talking about forum rules and who was getting banned for what.

Didn’t seem my sort of place.

I used to go on Blue Kipper back in the day and I liked that, but this was just so, so much better.

Whatever you don’t mention the GOT clique. Insta ban.

Toddacelli wrote: ↑Thu Aug 20, 2026 7:42 pm Only went on it once. It was dry as fuck and people talking about forum rules and who was getting banned for what.

Didn’t seem my sort of place.

I used to go on Blue Kipper back in the day and I liked that, but this was just so, so much better.

Life is too short to not have a bit of a giggle every now and then especially if you have supported Everton for 40+ years.

I like it on here and pretty much everyone on the forum, although I don't really know anyone you kind of feel like you do, and I like the fact there is really no such thing as a thread derailment situation.

Threads just ebb and flow like an Autumn leaf on a winding river, you never know where it will end up.