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Dyche on E4 celebrity dating tonight coaching Kerry Katona.

Now there is something I didn't think I would ever type.

Showing her date how to get it up early and stick it in the box?

What an absolute fucking embarrassment he is.

Feel for it, Kerry

Just don’t lose

He’s lost the plot. Fella in work said that he split with his missus while at Everton due to a piece on the side and he’s in full midlife crisis mode.

Bob Sacamano wrote: ↑Fri Aug 22, 2025 1:54 pm He’s lost the plot. Fella in work said that he split with his missus while at Everton due to a piece on the side and he’s in full midlife crisis mode.

I heard he was out in south liverpool a lot, quite often on the night before games.

Mates who lived round there said there were rumours of an affair going on.

Rumours he wasn’t in a great state on occasion at training as well. Genuinely think he has a drinking problem.

Wouldn’t surprise me if we’re his last job. How can any club take him seriously.

On the grass, Sean

How fucking grim. What an embarrassment.

Who cares. Jesus it was a bit odd but you'd think he'd got caught eating kerrys turds the way some are making out

777Kidnappings wrote: ↑Fri Aug 22, 2025 6:50 pm Who cares. Jesus it was a bit odd but you'd think he'd got caught eating kerrys turds the way some are making out

Was you his date on the show?

TheRam wrote: ↑Fri Aug 22, 2025 6:58 pm Was you his date on the show?

I wish. I was on another table enjoying a pint of wine with another of our sexy ex managers

Celebrity dating?

Utter woke nonsense.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdX9Wb7M/

He's been doing some voice acting too.

Personal turmoil makes a lot of sense, honestly.

I know he has this cartoonish media perception due to the gruff voice and generally industrial-type football but last season was so lazy and uninspired compared to what he had served up previously, like a cheap imitation. I always thought he had a bit more about him than, say, Allardyce due to the lack of resources he had to work with and the way his football squeezed so much out of a Championship plus squad.

Doesn’t matter now. The way he handled himself that final half-season and in the media since his sacking suggest that he’s probably cooked as a top flight manager.