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Re: Michael Keane
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2025 6:50 pm
by Toddacelli
Escalator wrote: ↑Sun Sep 14, 2025 6:44 pm
That’s quite an amateur psychologists assessment ! I find your view that he is then the sole reason that we then lose a game once he has made a mistake (not that any other players ever make mistakes) a little difficult to accept.
That’s not exactly my point. My point is that he goes missing so badly we are essentially a person down at the back.
Do you disagree that if we are a man down at the back that this puts us at a huge disadvantage? Or do you believe that a shellshocked Keane wandering around disoriented, barely keeping up with play is an easy thing for our team to carry? (Along with a right footed midfielder at left back and a makeshift 6’6” CB playing at right back)
And you’re right that any psychology on my part is amateur. I can only describe what it looks like to me. Please do not take any of this as medical advice and seek guidance from a professional. Hope that made it clearer.
Re: Michael Keane
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2025 7:00 pm
by Escalator
Toddacelli wrote: ↑Sun Sep 14, 2025 6:50 pm
That’s not exactly my point. My point is that he goes missing so badly we are essentially a person down at the back.
Do you disagree that if we are a man down at the back that this puts us at a huge disadvantage? Or do you believe that a shellshocked Keane wandering around disoriented, barely keeping up with play is an easy thing for our team to carry? (Along with a right footed midfielder at left back and a makeshift 6’6” CB playing at right back)
And you’re right that any psychology on my part is amateur. I can only describe what it looks like to me. Please do not take any of this as medical advice and seek guidance from a professional. Hope that made it clearer.
No not really but never mind, you hold your views and I will hold mine, no harm done.
P..S
Bit strange, I usually like 98% of what you post ?
Re: Michael Keane
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2025 7:03 pm
by Audrey Horne
Matt1878 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 14, 2025 5:22 pm
Any stats showing errors leading to goals or some opta related shenanigans...? Just to be a bit more scientific about it?
There's always going to be a player who divides fan's opinions and there's always going to be fans who are more glass half full or half empty. Keano threads should probably come with a trigger warning.
I watch with my eyes....I dont need opta to tell me what is happening?
A small error that 99% of.players would forget and try to figure out getting out of that mindset. Keane cant and then it becomes a shambles.
It happens every time.
Like ive.said it may not be a direct error leading to a direct goal but you see the panic through the team when he makes mistakes because he will go under.
Re: Michael Keane
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2025 7:14 pm
by Escalator
Audrey Horne wrote: ↑Sun Sep 14, 2025 7:03 pm
I watch with my eyes....I dont need opta to tell me what is happening?
A small error that 99% of.players would forget and try to figure out getting out of that mindset. Keane cant and then it becomes a shambles.
It happens every time.
Like ive.said it may not be a direct error leading to a direct goal but you see the panic through the team when he makes mistakes because he will go under.
Thought Garner was your whipping boy ?
Re: Michael Keane
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2025 7:15 pm
by Matt1878
Audrey Horne wrote: ↑Sun Sep 14, 2025 7:03 pm
I watch with my eyes....I dont need opta to tell me what is happening?
A small error that 99% of.players would forget and try to figure out getting out of that mindset. Keane cant and then it becomes a shambles.
It happens every time.
Like ive.said it may not be a direct error leading to a direct goal but you see the panic through the team when he makes mistakes because he will go under.
So not only is he to blame for being unable to put mistakes behind him, that his teammates could put behind them... those mistakes cause the whole team to panic ....and no one is able to put it behind them.
So Michael Keanes' mistakes impact other players more than if they had made the mistakes themselves.
Sounds like an energy vampire... we should call him Colin Robinson.
Re: Michael Keane
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2025 7:18 pm
by Audrey Horne
Matt1878 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 14, 2025 7:15 pm
So not only is he to blame for being unable to put mistakes behind him, that his teammates could put behind them... those mistakes cause the whole team to panic ....and no one is able to put it behind them.
So Michael Keanes' mistakes impact other players more than if they had made the mistakes themselves.
Sounds like an energy vampire... we should call him Colin Robinson.
This is insane.
Why is this such an issue?
Keane's errors in the past have caused the team to panic due to the spiralling of the player.
Thats not some crazy out there conspiracy theory.
He's been fantastic this season, man of the match yesterday. But that doesn't mean the past doesn't exist.
Im out, because I honestly dont understand why or where this has come from

Re: Michael Keane
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2025 7:18 pm
by Bluebridge
Matt1878 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 14, 2025 5:22 pm
Any stats showing errors leading to goals or some opta related shenanigans...? Just to be a bit more scientific about it?
There's always going to be a player who divides fan's opinions and there's always going to be fans who are more glass half full or half empty. Keano threads should probably come with a trigger warning.
There should be three Keane threads, one for the haters, one for the apologists and one for the inbetweeners, think I’m in that camp.
Re: Michael Keane
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2025 7:19 pm
by Audrey Horne
Escalator wrote: ↑Sun Sep 14, 2025 7:14 pm
Thought Garner was your whipping boy ?
You can piss off you ghoul.
And why you shit your pants yesterday and delete that comment to me?

Re: Michael Keane
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2025 7:19 pm
by Matt1878
Dunno Lizz... just asked for some Opta Stats.

Re: Michael Keane
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2025 7:20 pm
by Escalator
Audrey Horne wrote: ↑Sun Sep 14, 2025 7:19 pm
You can piss off you ghoul.
And why you shit your pants yesterday and delete that comment to me?
Eh ?


Re: Michael Keane
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2025 7:22 pm
by Risky
The thing that I always notice about Keane when he loses his head is that his positional sense just completely goes out the window. The basic positioning and covering space that you would expect an amateur CB to be capable of seems to disappear and he leaves massive holes in our backline. It's the kind of thing that results in the entire defence ending up out of shape, but often goes unnoticed to a degree as it's not a glaringly obvious mistake like losing the ball stupidly.
Having said that, he's been great for a while now and hopefully it will continue. He's a likeable person and I'm pleased for him. That doesn't mean that it makes keeping him the right thing to have done, as I think Ram said earlier in the thread we'd have been better off IMO getting in a proper RB and then we'd have JOB playing CB for example. It's not some big gotcha against anyone that thought we shouldn't have kept him that he's currently in the team and playing well, we've seen plenty of times that he can play well for a run of games so it's not something new.
Interestingly I remember one of the biggest arguments for keeping him was that as 4th choice CB he'd barely play, so actually what's happened is something different anyway. So again, makes some of the gotchas in this thread a little hollow.
Re: Michael Keane
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2025 7:23 pm
by Silas
Fucking hell people
Re: Michael Keane
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2025 7:23 pm
by Shogun
Would like to apologise for my part in all this
Re: Michael Keane
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2025 7:27 pm
by Silas
Risky wrote: ↑Sun Sep 14, 2025 7:22 pm
The thing that I always notice about Keane when he loses his head is that his positional sense just completely goes out the window. The basic positioning and covering space that you would expect an amateur CB to be capable of seems to disappear and he leaves massive holes in our backline. It's the kind of thing that results in the entire defence ending up out of shape, but often goes unnoticed to a degree as it's not a glaringly obvious mistake like losing the ball stupidly.
Having said that, he's been great for a while now and hopefully it will continue. He's a likeable person and I'm pleased for him. That doesn't mean that it makes keeping him the right thing to have done, as I think Ram said earlier in the thread we'd have been better off IMO getting in a proper RB and then we'd have JOB playing CB for example. It's not some big gotcha against anyone that thought we shouldn't have kept him that he's currently in the team and playing well, we've seen plenty of times that he can play well for a run of games so it's not something new.
Interestingly I remember one of the biggest arguments for keeping him was that as 4th choice CB he'd barely play, so actually what's happened is something different anyway. So again, makes some of the gotchas in this thread a little hollow.
Branthwaite and O Brien are the future. Would like to see even Tarkowski third choice next season. Don't think there's a valid argument that we shouldn't have brought a right back in instead of giving Keane a contract and i say that as his biggest fan. Since we didn't we are fortunate he's playing well and O Brien can fill in.
Re: Michael Keane
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2025 7:28 pm
by Matt1878
POV Michael Keane sat there post bath, sipping his Sunday Bovril in his underpants, reading this and thinking ..
"to quote another Anglo-Irish wit... There's only one thing worse than being talked about Michael..."