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Sure they where Dyche mate, sure they where.

Wonder if he would have played Grealish right wing back like he did with Ndiaye.

Thing is though Sean, even if they were (which I doubt) there’s no way on earth that they would have signed for a clown like you.

It's a really odd claim. Both weren't as available and we had no real money.

I thought he’d try another job or two before he settled into the pathetic trying-to-convince-you-how-good-he-was phase.

Moyes rolled up, put O’Brien at right back, gave us a handful of ideas of what we can do with the ball instead of punting it long, and we picked up points at a European challenger pace for the rest of the season. I wouldn’t point at the last twelve months for evidence of competence.

Think he’ll get at job in the premier league when somebody panics but that will be it after that.

Don’t get why he’s lowered himself so much.

He showed in his only full season with us he can set up a decent team in the modern era but seems like he’s cashing in a bit on the media character he’s portrayed as.

Actually think he was having a sulk at us when the takeover didn’t happen initially as he was probably wanting the big pay off in the summer.

Also think he’s had a bit of Kerry Katona going on that celebrity dating clip.

TheRam wrote: ↑Sun Sep 07, 2025 5:03 pm Think he’ll get at job in the premier league when somebody panics but that will be it after that.

Don’t get why he’s lowered himself so much.

He showed in his only full season with us he can set up a decent team in the modern era but seems like he’s cashing in a bit on the media character he’s portrayed as.

Actually think he was having a sulk at us when the takeover didn’t happen initially as he was probably wanting the big pay off in the summer.

Also think he’s had a bit of Kerry Katona going on that celebrity dating clip.

Don't think he's any chance this season. Think all but burnley would consider themselves too modern and ambitious and burnley have been there and done that.

He needs someone to come up without money to spend then panic when the fall behind. Premier league would be a Sheffield utd type team. Not even sure he gets a top championship job now because most don't want his type of football

It's a bit of a shame because he did a really decent job for 2 years. His last inept year and moyes massive improvement has probably all but finished him now.

Ok that’s quite nice of him to do.

Wonder if Pep goes out on the lash with the Barcelona lads

Stumble in, and we did stumble in....ok Sean lad you drink.....

Is this the same Dyche who also said he had taken Everton as far as he can?

I actually really dislike how he made me feel about Everton and going to watch Everton. Obviously the new stadium is part of it but going to the match at the moment is brilliant and I'm excited about it for the first time in years and generally enjoy watching us play even if the game isn't great in patches.

This guy really is a dinosaur. Wide players doubling up as full backs, strikers constantly 40 yards from the opposition goal, only chance of a goal being set pieces including the goalkeeper lashing the ball into the box from the half-way line. I remember the 1-1 at home against Fulham and it being like watching prime Real Madrid in white because our approach was so negative and cowardly. Whatever the game, people around me not even that angry but just utterly deflated from watching it all.

Fuck Sean Dyche, absolute charlatan.

Favourite for when Sheff Utd break the “shit we’re bottom, panic panic” glass

Starting a podcast with talksport.

Of course he is.

TheRam wrote: ↑Tue Sep 23, 2025 10:53 pm Starting a podcast with talksport.

Of course he is.

While he might have the face for radio, he certainly hasn’t got the voice for a podcast…