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I went the driving range with my dad once and he managed to hit the tin roof directly above his head

brap2 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2026 1:15 pm I went the driving range with my dad once and he managed to hit the tin roof directly above his head

My brother did that twice in 5 shots once.

brap2 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2026 1:15 pm I went the driving range with my dad once and he managed to hit the tin roof directly above his head

I put a drive through my own legs once, not quite sure how I managed it.. I also smashed the front door of my own house when we lived next to a golf course, but legged it before my parents emerged. To this day I'm pretty sure they don't know it was me.

I don't think you can call yourself a proper golfer until you've caused some kind of damage.

Just finished work and grabbed a beer and the 97th min Tarkowski goal popped up on youtube. Gave the air a celebratory fist , the tv the v's and a celebratory "fuck off" laughing at the post whistle hissy fits.

Ah... Thats set me right up for the weekend now. UTFT!!!

Paging @TheRam

Audrey Horne wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2026 8:24 pm Paging @TheRam

Hahaha that is great.

Better than them posting a picture of Conor Coady in a Liverpool kit on the Instagram.

God, I’m excited. God, I’m shitting a brick. And, God, who the feck allowed golf into into the derby thread? Feck off to the golf thread ye boring bastards

Happy to say I fumed at this.

Disgrace seeing that this morning

Audrey Horne wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2026 10:58 pm Disgrace seeing that this morning

Disgrace ??? Kids supporting a different team to you ?

They won’t beat us……THE OFFICIALS WILL….

Can we stick Braiden Graham on the Bench for the last 15min if we're a few goals up... Lads on Fire!!! (X4 for u21's last night)

Escalator wrote: ↑Sat Apr 18, 2026 6:16 am Disgrace ??? Kids supporting a different team to you ?

Fucking hell.

Yes I don't want to see a Liverpool shirt on the eve of a derby on my clubs socials

Cheers

Also you don't need to take everything i say so literally.