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Missed off
Giovanni Leoni £30m

Talksport saying they're back in for Guehi too.

Well, they've got to win everything now. No excuses. Man City are now underdogs by comparison.

But but but net spend

Such an obnoxious club

He’ll leave on a free with a massive wage rise and signing on fee after playing in the World Cup.

Fucking weirdos.

Free transfer you say?

*Real Madrid enters*

Shogun wrote: ↑Mon Sep 01, 2025 6:56 pm Such an obnoxious club

That's the same fans who had a meltdown when TAA left for Real Madrid despite not causing any trouble or being unprofessional and showing them every ounce of respect.

Ashamed of nothing, offended by everything strikes again.

Audrey Horne wrote: ↑Mon Sep 01, 2025 7:52 pm Ashamed of nothing, offended by everything strikes again.

I feel there’s a PHD Study needed into their behaviour and declaring it an actual medical condition. Chat GPT knows

Condition: Offendicus Shamelessii
Common Name: Scouse Outragitis
Pronunciation: oh-FEN-dee-kus SHAYM-less-ee-eye

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Definition:
A rare but highly contagious behavioural syndrome characterised by hyper-offendability combined with a near-complete absence of shame. Patients exhibit heightened emotional responses to criticism of their football club, city, or anthem, while simultaneously celebrating questionable victories or controversial decisions with great pride.

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Symptoms:
• Hypersensitivus Tweetorum – an uncontrollable urge to post lengthy, emotional Twitter threads within minutes of perceived disrespect.
• VAR Rage Syndrome – an inability to accept video assistant referee (VAR) decisions that go against the patient, often followed by loud calls for justice and fairness.
• Gloria Anni 80s-itis – a recurring tendency to reference the 1980s as the “golden era” regardless of the current league table.
• Moral Invincibilis – the conviction that no fanbase is more loyal, no anthem more moving, and no injustice greater than theirs.

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Causes:
Believed to stem from long-term exposure to Kop-end chanting combined with chronic underexposure to neutral football commentary. Condition is exacerbated by televised pundits nostalgically recalling “those great Liverpool sides.”

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Complications:
If left untreated, the condition may develop into Kloppus Excusitis – a severe form marked by blaming wind speed, grass length, or fixture scheduling for poor performances.

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Treatment:
• Controlled Exposure Therapy: Encourage patient to watch a full Manchester United highlights reel from 1999.
• Perspective Supplements: Regular doses of neutral podcasts or matches featuring mid-table clubs to build tolerance.
• Humour Injections: Gentle banter administered by friends may lessen the severity of outbursts.

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Prognosis:
Chronic but manageable. Most sufferers live full and happy lives, provided they win at least one major trophy every couple of seasons. Relapses are common after derby defeats.

Blues Mahoney wrote: ↑Mon Sep 01, 2025 10:29 am Screenshot_20250901_112607_Chrome.jpeg

Worse than any kopite this Lea_EFC.

now remember everyone NET SPEND FC have only spent 230 million pounds net this summer
not 415 million pounds thats very important - any misquotes may lead to being sued
and
with them missing out on Guehi for their dodgy defence this failure to land the most important transfer of their summer could impact on their season - this was the best and funniest part of the transfer window

So snot reckons they dont timewaste eh.....
what about everytime one of them is touched they go down rolling in screaming agony...
Allison takes an age to set the ball for a goal kick ala martinez....
everytime a free kick is awarded against them...they gather round the ref moaning and arguing....
I could go on but whats the point ?

Just had a look at the league.

What in gods name are city doing already eight points off the shite for fucks sake.

Had it in my mind they were two points off them. Have they even won a game ffs.