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Kerryblueboy wrote: ↑Sat Jul 13, 2024 4:13 pm Who was the player who couldn’t do the keepie uppie at the unveiling

Dembele

Trowel wrote: ↑Sat Jul 13, 2024 4:19 pm Dembele

Still better than Rom

Lee Carsley, now there was a man who could do serious Keepie Uppies.

Toffee1 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 13, 2024 3:09 pm Diana Ross vibes circa 1994.

God, that was incredible.

Wack run up, miss the target, crossbar pulls apart

Looking at the squad, presuming Onana goes, and Dom likely to leave, it's as follows.

GK: Pickford, Virginia

RB: Patterson, Coleman

CB: Branthwaite, Tarkowski, Holgate, Keane

LB: Mykolenko, Young

RW: Harrison

LW: McNeil

CM: Gueye, Garner, Iroegbunam

AM: Ndaiye, Doucoure, Dele?

ST: Beto, Chermitti, Maupay, DCL

Presuming DCL is likely gonna be sold and also it isn't 100% but I've included Dele just incase.

Still gonna need

A CM to replace Onana, 2 wingers, better competition at LB for Myko and a striker to replace Dom.

Still a lot of work innit.

Yeah we are well short but hopefully the Onana sale give us some wiggle room to sign one or two, and then likewise with Dom if he goes.

That Chelsea lad we've been linked with is a DM apparently so I'd imagine he's the Onana replacement and out other domestic loan option, so we still need a winger (Ndaiye will likely play games out there are well as central so we don't need 2 imo), an LB and a striker... And I think we probably need another CM too as we're light in that area to begin with.

Then we need an RB unless Patterson can step up.

Long and busy summer ahead hopefully!

Think Keane and Holgate move on too, so add a couple of CBs to the list.

Think Utd come back in for BranthwIte before the end of the window but hopefully we’re in a position to turn it down.

Jacky Satsuma.

Thanks Inter, I guess

Tanner Tessmann should be a walk on QB at Ohio who goes on to start his own roofing company in his small town and wears his state champ ring until the day he dies of a massive heart attack at the age of 58 due to eating cheezo hot dogs with a 10oz soda every morning surely

brap2 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2024 1:03 pm Tanner Tessmann should be a walk on QB at Ohio who goes on to start his own roofing company in his small town and wears his state champ ring until the day he dies of a massive heart attack at the age of 58 due to eating cheezo hot dogs with a 10oz soda every morning surely

Hugely stereotypical, and I’m all for it

Know nothing about him really. A loan can't hurt I guess.

brap2 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2024 1:03 pm Tanner Tessmann should be a walk on QB at Ohio who goes on to start his own roofing company in his small town and wears his state champ ring until the day he dies of a massive heart attack at the age of 58 due to eating cheezo hot dogs with a 10oz soda every morning surely

Surely he would need a 44oz soda, mate!