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Michael '3 goals' Keane

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2024 6:37 pm
by Shogun
Didn't realise there was no thread for him, how's he got away with that?!

Goals conceded in PL matches he's started since the beginning of last season:

Aston Villa 3
Bournemouth 3
Spurs 4
Brighton 3
Wolves 3
Burnley 0!
Aston Villa 4
Fulham 1!

Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2024 6:37 pm
by Audrey Horne
Horrid player

Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2024 6:37 pm
by AjaxAndy
Shogun wrote: Sat Sep 14, 2024 6:37 pm Didn't realise there was no thread for him, how's he got away with that?!

Goals conceded in PL matches he's started since the beginning of last season:

Aston Villa 3
Bournemouth 3
Spurs 4
Brighton 3
Wolves 3
Burnley 0!
Aston Villa 4
Fulham 1!
Pretty damning reading that isn't it!

Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2024 6:39 pm
by Cozzie
Just need Branthwaite back and fooking PRAY he stays fit.

Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2024 6:39 pm
by Fieldy618
Absolute plodder

Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2024 8:35 pm
by TheRam
He’s terrible.

One of the worst I’ve seen at centre half for us.

Over the last 20 years I think only Williams, Holgate and Alvarez have been worse. Certainly from the ones who had decent enough game time.

That first goal mate. He sees Watkins, does nothing, gets caught under the ball and loses the header.

Sick of him. He is a big reason as to why we’ve conceded so many goals.

Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2024 8:36 pm
by brap2
Yeah I think we just have to get him out of the side now and take what comes.

Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2024 9:20 pm
by Toshyboy
Absolute farce he’s in the team and a huge factor in our terrible form. Dyche tried to go with him
At the beginning of last season, and same scenario!

Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2024 10:22 pm
by kramer
TheRam wrote: Sat Sep 14, 2024 8:35 pm He’s terrible.

One of the worst I’ve seen at centre half for us.

Over the last 20 years I think only Williams, Holgate and Alvarez have been worse. Certainly from the ones who had decent enough game time.

That first goal mate. He sees Watkins, does nothing, gets caught under the ball and loses the header.

Sick of him. He is a big reason as to why we’ve conceded so many goals.
Gotta have Funes Mori on this list.

Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2024 10:33 pm
by TheRam
kramer wrote: Sat Sep 14, 2024 10:22 pm Gotta have Funes Mori on this list.
Maybe, I’m not sure he was any worse than Keane though.

He’s been really bad for a long time now.

Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2024 12:00 am
by Cantoffee
That first goal was bad all around though. Garner is tucked in too much initially, doesn't get out to Digne quick enough, Pickford should probably get a finger on the cross, Keane doesn't do enough to contest Watkins.

But yea, he looks bad honestly. Seems to be getting worse with age.

Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2024 12:21 am
by Bornblue88
TheRam wrote: Sat Sep 14, 2024 10:33 pm Maybe, I’m not sure he was any worse than Keane though.

He’s been really bad for a long time now.
Funes Mori was absolutely terrible. The only thing you could say he did well was run fast

Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2024 12:45 am
by Shogun
Bornblue88 wrote: Sun Sep 15, 2024 12:21 am Funes Mori was absolutely terrible. The only thing you could say he did well was run fast
Harsh. He also destroyed Origi's career by injuring him for 4 weeks.

Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2024 2:47 am
by Cods
Didn't think there was much wrong with what happened in Watkins goal, he was getting his head under it so he could head it backwards, just that Watkins rode him whilst running onto the ball and leaped higher. Was probably more on Garner for being a long way out of position for the cross.

I don't know who steps in to take his postion for the next game, but we do need Branthwaite back.

That we're trying to do more stuff offensively than simply being hard to break down, changes it too, as does less experience in front of the defence. Mangala might improve that.

Re: Michael '3 goals' Keane

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2024 6:23 am
by Cozzie
Not just that he's shite, he makes those around him worse too.